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Re: Funthread
by Creavion » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:33 pm
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Re: Funthread
by editor Dave » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:49 pm
As if it required only one click to buy the program...but still funny 
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Re: Funthread
by EvilGrins » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:49 pm
Better to serve in Hell than buy Winrar!
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Re: Funthread
by EvilGrins » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:55 am
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Re: Funthread
by Vankuss » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:20 pm
JOKE #1
A man goes in the heavens, and ask God a few questions.
"Why did you make women so pretty?"
"So you would like them."
"Mmmh, ok... And then, why did you make them so beautiful?"
"So you would love them."
"Well, but why did you make them so stupid?"
"So they would love you."
JOKE #2
A beachboy is guarding the sea. He gets hungry and starts to eating a very big sandwich: salad, meat, ketchup, tomatoes, etc.
A little black boy, all thin and underfed, goes to him and says: "Sorry, sir... I don't eat since the other yesterday..."
The beachboy thinks a moment, then answer: "Great, you can go in the sea no problem!"
A man goes in the heavens, and ask God a few questions.
"Why did you make women so pretty?"
"So you would like them."
"Mmmh, ok... And then, why did you make them so beautiful?"
"So you would love them."
"Well, but why did you make them so stupid?"
"So they would love you."
JOKE #2
A beachboy is guarding the sea. He gets hungry and starts to eating a very big sandwich: salad, meat, ketchup, tomatoes, etc.
A little black boy, all thin and underfed, goes to him and says: "Sorry, sir... I don't eat since the other yesterday..."
The beachboy thinks a moment, then answer: "Great, you can go in the sea no problem!"
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Re: Funthread
by papercoffee » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:07 pm
Vankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
I know this feeling ....hahahaha
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Re: Funthread
by Vankuss » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:08 pm
papercoffee wrote:Vankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
I know this feeling ....hahahaha
ROFL, edited
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Re: Funthread
by Creavion » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:32 pm
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Of course UT is included as well! BTW: Not sure if funny ...
Vankuss wrote:papercoffee wrote:Vankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
I know this feeling ....hahahaha
ROFL, edited
Have you ever been that angry that you started to eat a big sandwich?
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Re: Funthread
by GenMoKai » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:38 pm
Creavion wrote:Of course UT is included as well! BTW: Not sure if funny ...
True, but still very interesting
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Re: Funthread
by papercoffee » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:16 am
Creavion wrote:Vankuss wrote:papercoffee wrote:Vankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
I know this feeling ....hahahaha
ROFL, edited
Have you ever been that angry that you started to eat a big sandwich?
You didn't??
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Re: Funthread
by Vankuss » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:54 am
After the spelling error, here's an "old but gold".
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Re: Funthread
by GEx » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:58 am
papercoffee wrote:Creavion wrote:Have you ever been that angry that you started to eat a big sandwich?
You didn't??
Oh yeah, it seems chewing something can calm you down a bit, good alternative to "break the f***in keyboard" technique
anyway, whenever my litl brother anoys me, I always go to the fridge and eat a sandwich or 2. Helps.
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Re: Funthread
by EvilGrins » Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:18 pm
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