Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:30 pm
- No fighting in the house, that's what the backyard is for.
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:14 am
- Wresting with alligators! Alligators wearing crocs! Croc gators!
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 7:04 am
- No cooking in the kitchen while naked, cuz hot fluids pop and hit the worst parts of skin.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:46 pm
DO NOT SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE... until after the admins leave.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:18 pm
The Ripper is not to be used for long distance shaving.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:06 pm
Do not leave unattended pupae loose before bed... they will devour any guests you might have over.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 1:39 pm
Please do not use the Shock Rifle as a pressure cleaner. It's not.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 3:09 am
Under no circumstances should politics be discussed in the house, especially during meals.
Anyone that violates this rule will be banished to the outhouse at the far end of the yard, where they can discuss politics, all by themselves, while trying not to fall in to the stinky hole where all the bodily waste is.
Anyone that violates this rule will be banished to the outhouse at the far end of the yard, where they can discuss politics, all by themselves, while trying not to fall in to the stinky hole where all the bodily waste is.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:26 am
No one must start to eat until after Shade has served his own plate.
Violators may become Shade's dessert!
Violators may become Shade's dessert!
EVEN MORE HOUSE RULES!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 5:57 pm
Never play Quake 3 or Half-Life or any other FPS outside the Unreal franchise. Heresy will not be tolerated.
You must say grace to Shade, papercoffee and Feralidragon before eating, or you will be branded a heretic.
If you have a Nali Rabbit as a pet, never let it shit inside the house. How are we supposed to play UT with rabbit shit filling the air!?
Never insult these legends: CliffyB, Inoxx, XceptOne, Feralidragon, papercoffee, and most of all, Shade. You will be kicked out and branded a heretic.
And most of all...Always wipe your shoes before entering. Skaarj germs will not be tolerated.
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You must say grace to Shade, papercoffee and Feralidragon before eating, or you will be branded a heretic.
If you have a Nali Rabbit as a pet, never let it shit inside the house. How are we supposed to play UT with rabbit shit filling the air!?
Never insult these legends: CliffyB, Inoxx, XceptOne, Feralidragon, papercoffee, and most of all, Shade. You will be kicked out and branded a heretic.
And most of all...Always wipe your shoes before entering. Skaarj germs will not be tolerated.
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Re: EVEN MORE HOUSE RULES!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 6:44 pm
You could've just added that to · viewtopic.php?t=13235 · it's an ongoing thread.
Re: EVEN MORE HOUSE RULES!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:26 pm
Merged 
Re: EVEN MORE HOUSE RULES!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 12:59 am
sorry, i thought this thread was from 2019, and I didnt wanna necrobump.EvilGrins wrote: ↑Mon Feb 27, 2023 6:44 pm You could've just added that to · viewtopic.php?t=13235 · it's an ongoing thread.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:58 am
House Fact: The reason the toilet paper runs out so fast is JackGriffin, though nobody's quite sure what he's doing with it.
Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 3:10 am
I think I'll go take a piss.
Uggh...TAMERLANE DIDNT FLUSH DA FKN TOILET!!!
Uggh...TAMERLANE DIDNT FLUSH DA FKN TOILET!!!