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Rules XxX: Do not make triple posts... they are the gateway drug to quadruple posts.

Rule #34-U: There's an UT mod for it. No exceptions.
Rule #35-U: If there isn't a mod for it, it will be created by somebody. No exceptions.
Rule #36-U: No matter how weird or crazy a mod is, somebody will like it.
Rule #63-U: For every character, there's an UT model or skin of that same character.

Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:16 pmRule #34-U: There's an UT mod for it. No exceptions.
Rule #35-U: If there isn't a mod for it, it will be created by somebody. No exceptions.
Rule #36-U: No matter how weird or crazy a mod is, somebody will like it.
Rule #63-U: For every character, there's an UT model or skin of that same character.

Not bad, like the enthusiasm... but these are rules for this forum.

I think you were looking for this · viewtopic.php?f=12&t=3939

Rule Alpha: You must accept that Shade is not really Shade but someone else with the same name.

Rule Xed: Never post any naked pics of Xan... think of the children whose parents are members of this forum and will have to deal with those parents having a nervous breakdown.

The 1 Rule to rule them ALL: Adding commentary to a dead thread, like more than a couple years dead, when you are not whosoever started that thread, may well result in a forum admin poking you in the eyes.

Rule ¼: Every 3rd NEW MEMBER to the forum will be hazed.

Admins like to re-live their fraternity days.

Rule #9: There is no rule with the number 9. If you think you've ever seen one, you're tripping on acid, part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

TAKE YOURSELF AWAY!!

Do not take any of the resident Skaarj to a restaurant date.

No, you do not know what a Skaarj diet looks like.
No, you cannot just bribe it so it doesn't eat your head instead.
No, it does not understand the purpose of the waiter, it would probably mistake it for the actual meal.
No, it shouldn't tell what it wants from the menu. Even if it could, if it did, your date would promptly be kicked out the restaurant's front door.
No, it does not want to date you. It wants to eat you.
No, you aren't going to survive any attempt at anything even vaguely akin to such horrendous idea, and by the way, if anyone else does, reset the "Days since Last Incident" counter next to the community grounds post office and the water fountain.

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:00 am The 1 Rule to rule them ALL: Adding commentary to a dead thread, like more than a couple years dead, when you are not whosoever started that thread, may well result in a forum admin poking you in the eyes.

I forgot that this rule was written down ...This rule is so valid it should be written into the actual House Rules.
Wait it is ...but without the poking... hmmm ...we can fix this.

Rule #46A: Never make fun of paperCoffee's avatar, because it's a self-portrait and he's very sensitive about his VERY BIG eye.

Rule #P: paperCoffee is very particular about how his name is spelled, so never write it incorrectly or he may do horrible things to you while you sleep.

The XMAS rule: Anyone using an avatar with Christmas colors automatically wins all arguments.

Rule A, Subsection C: We do not discuss Assault.

Assault forever. <3